I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
please don't call me when you're wasted. i don't feel like having any other future arguments at 3:18am about how to hang up your phone. you have a flip phone, you should know regardless of how fucked up you are.
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All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
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Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
The cop asked you after the breathalyzer what you think you blew and you very discreetly shouted "I'm pretty sure i blew Kyle on the way here "
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
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