did you get engaged???
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
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Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
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If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
My boss spotted an injured PIGEON outside the front door this morning (at 3:30am) and requested that I catch it and take it to the vet. Catch it with what! Take it where!These requests have gone too far...
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
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