I just bought a vibrating toothbrush with my parents FSA insurance card because I'm too broke for a vibrator. New.Level.Of.Low.
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
Call 911 I'm faking my own death so this fat chick leaves my room
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
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You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
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This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
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