I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
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i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
He told me he breastfed 'til he was six. That explains the obsession with me getting fake tits. Is it a red flag?
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
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I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
as your best friend, I hope we never outgrow 'I Just Got Laid' texts
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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