Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
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all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
Best part of having a window in your office is that you can leave through it when you shit your pants at work.
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
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Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
Getting food poisoning after eating at work was the cherry on top of my "Welcome back to real life" sundae.
please don't ironically join a cult
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