apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
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I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
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It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
I just stabbed open a can of Spaghetti Os with a spork. Who says I cant take care of myself?
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
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