i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
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We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
I walked down to the adult beverage store and got two bottles of jim beam and s shooter of crwon black label because we didn't have any Tylenol
Fuck that must be a crazy sunburn.
I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
Walk of shaming dressed as a zombie hunter. This hangover feels like the actual apocalypse.
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no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
Randomize