Where you are. You must stay where you are are
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Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
so my daughter wakes me up this morning and i feel like a vibration so im thinking she has my phone..nope my vibrator
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
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He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
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The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
I'm just that drunk tells people I love them or wants to set them on fire. Accept that.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
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