how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
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Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
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I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
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