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erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on

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(303): erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on http://tfl.nu/r4c1

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planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out

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(440): planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out http://tfl.nu/zgao

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I accidentally asked my mom for a blowjob because 'mom' and 'molly' are next to each other in my address book.

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(816): I accidentally asked my mom for a blowjob because 'mom' and 'molly' are next to each other in my address book. http://tfl.nu/rwum

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I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead

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(336): I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead http://tfl.nu/oo5k

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(303): View more from Colorado

Say it nicely.

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Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?

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(303): Say it nicely. (1-303): Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy? http://tfl.nu/5ned

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Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay

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(903): Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay http://tfl.nu/z5xx

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(719): View more from Colorado

Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.

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(719): Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet. http://tfl.nu/ctww

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.

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(978): I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time. http://tfl.nu/xn0f

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I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.

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(641): I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe. http://tfl.nu/90tm

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(765): View more from Indiana

so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick

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(765): so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick http://tfl.nu/orgy

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(647): View more from Ontario

The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.

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(647): The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus. http://tfl.nu/lyxj

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some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.

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(435): some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit. http://tfl.nu/s9z4

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Why is there broken glass in my purse?

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You stole a snow globe. From your VP. Soooo...maybe don't put all your hopes on that promotion you were expecting

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(403): Why is there broken glass in my purse? (1-403): You stole a snow globe. From your VP. Soooo...maybe don't put all your hopes on that promotion you were expecting http://tfl.nu/xg38

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You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.

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(815): You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger. http://tfl.nu/j7zd

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(201): View more from New Jersey

Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING

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(201): Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING http://tfl.nu/cx17

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