i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
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I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
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But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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