Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
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he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
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You showed up at my front door in a bikini with a fifth of tequila it was like the opening to a porno
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
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