i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
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It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
Walking out of the bathroom and not knowing you have hand soap on the front of your pants so it looks like you blew a load on yourself really sets the tone for the rest of the week...
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
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He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize