I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
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my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
...You tried to use your wallet to call her after you gave your cell phone to the cab driver as a "peace offering"
I had an epiphany. If a dude dressed up as Batman to ask me out, I'd prolly marry him.
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
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Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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