So it turns out the white chocolate in the bathroom is actually soap
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
Too tired to do the dishes so I made mac and cheese in a teapot. There's still some left if you want some...
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I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
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Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
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