yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
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I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
Is there a card that says "Sorry I got drunk at your Christmas party and tried to steal your monogrammed hand towels so that I could give you something nice for Christmas"?
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
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By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
πππ what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
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