gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
And I just remember seeing him for the first time and being like, who is this ape of a man? Like legit he could be the missing link
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
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Im at a party and this guy hitting on me just showed me his 'caution choking hazard' tattoo right above his penis. There goes any chance he had of getting laid tonight.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
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I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
dude it's 9am and i'm still drunk it's too early for sexting
You're not who I thought you were. You've changed.
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
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