I just ate a cockroach and I want to be a fire truck.
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
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just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
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I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
I'm reading the Hobbit in my blanket fort alone with a bottle of wine... all I need is dungeons and dragons to complete this superfecta of awesome
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