So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
I'm sitting in front of the mirror eating cereal and pondering how my boobs got so big
Welcome to my life
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
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5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
Apparently he proposed after he saw me chug vodka out of a traffic cone.
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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