i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
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i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
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Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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