This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
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drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
I'm done being subtle here. MOVE INTO MY EXTRA BEDROOM SO WE CAN FUCK WHENEVER AND NOT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT FINDING PEOPLE TO HAVE CASUAL SEX WITH.
you live like 200 miles from me and I have two years of school left
goddamnit stop pointing out all the flaws in my plan
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I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
I woke up at 5am on my couch, naked, with a cereal bowl of water next to me. Apprently, drunk me thought I was a kitten last night. Super impressed I slept next to the bowl all night and didn't spill a drop.
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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