Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
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Got paid to make out with a girl. It takes skill to be this drunk and still make money
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
I'm sober. Being kissed by a chick with a llama puppet. Shoot me now.
found a better reason to procrastinate than the usual sunday-don't-give-no-fucks. literally every one of my textbooks is soaked in captain. can't turn a page without gagging.
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
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I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
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