Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
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he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
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Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
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