maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
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Xanax and allergy medicine look a lot alike when you spill them on the floor. Just saying that I still have allergies but I'm unsure if I still have legs
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
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im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
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