Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
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sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
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why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
Can we talk about how i drunkenly changed the timezone on my phone last night and just showed up to work an hour early
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