Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
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I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
Walking out of our apartment this morning to go to class, I saw a sticky note on the front door that said "get tested." The door was unlocked so did you bring some stranger back last night? I'm assuming you weren't referring to me...
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
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Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
I'm at the gym. I've taken enough caffeine to feel inspired to be a low budget instagram fitness model. I totally forgot my push up bra though
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
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