I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
Note to self. Never fart in a tanning bed
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
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I asked my mom if I was the drunkest one in the room. With 8 days till I go back to school, I couldn't care less about being shitfaced at a baptism
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
The cop busted in, made the music stop, and goes "GUYS LISTEN UP! DRINK, DO DRUGS, HAVE UNPROTECTED SEX, I DONT GIVE A FUCK, JUST QUIET DOWN!" Best. Cop. Ever.
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
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