i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
it doesn't mae me god, the fact that I am god makes getting dressed futile and tedious... btw i am still drunk
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
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the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
he sent me this 10 second long video of a gorilla eating a banana on my phone. no explanation. I didn't even have his number. just. a gorilla eating a banana.
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
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as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
Nah, just stick him in a closet with some cheetos, a blunt and soda. The darkness will calm him down until Mallory can be located.
Whoever was the bastard/bitch/genius who duct taped my keys to my dick so I wouldn't lose them. I hate you.
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
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