Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
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I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
It was insane. I was drunk for 11 consecutive hours. I woke up covered in almonds and there were footprints all over my shirt
Fucking someone because they own a lava lamp is like fucking someone because they have 20 dollars and no concern for their house burning down.
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
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Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
Ran out of deodorant. Febreze on a paper towel? Kicking college's ass.
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
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Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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