sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
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It was a new level of awkwardness and terror. The high schoolers you fuck in the summer should never introduce themselves to your mom and godmother
Also, you tried to make me learn all of the presidents, in order, with a picture book as an aid. At 4 am. What the fuck?
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
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I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
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