my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
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He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
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Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
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