If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
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We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
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At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
I just want you to know that watching you throw up out of a cab in the McDonald's drive thru was probably the highlight of my night.
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
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