i would punch a child for taco bell
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
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Turned the water balloon filler into a jungle juice fire extinguisher. Please call me tomorrow afternoon and make sure that i'm still alive.
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
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i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
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