Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
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I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
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I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
You know when your cat drags a dead bird into the the house as a present and drops it at your feet looking all pleased because it thinks you'll be pleased? That's what sex with him was like.
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
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