Just threw up my room service breakfast with my fake eyelashes and pearls still on.
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
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Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
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im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
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