i just woke up in a strange room and the first thing i saw was a chewbacca mask... wtf
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
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I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
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Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
There is a goat eating lettuce out of our fridge. Do you wanna grab a bloody mary?
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