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I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
I would makeout with my roommate, but im not drunk enough and she doesnt like bacon fat
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
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The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
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when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
My mom said she saw you at the grocery store. Said you looked like you were "headed for a Lindsay Lohan quarter life crisis of sorts"
Two words: nipple clamps
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