I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
Cop gave me a ticket for public drunkedness, and then I convinced him to drive me back to the party
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
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After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
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He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
Twas still the Saturday before Christmas \nAnd it’s still fucking snowing\nAnd Steve wished he slowed down \nOn all the fucking drinking
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
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