so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
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if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
Just woke up and my doorbell is on my nightstand... the fuck?
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A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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