Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
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My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
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Yeah, surprised you made it on time this morning. Remarkable, considering 2 hours ago you were pretending to be talking window curtains.
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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