Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
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In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
...oh my god that's like anal suicide
I'm aware. I'm writing the eulogy for my colon as we speak.
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
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Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
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