Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
Pissed on my Blackberry at the Astros game. Wish me luck explaining that one at work.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
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I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
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the texts you sent will act as the rosetta stone for all drunk people
Would I be a horrible mom if I got a babysitter at 6am so I could go get laid.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
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