I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
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God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
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Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
I've decided if you aren't here in fifteen minutes I'm leaving you for Mario the 75 year old Colombian bartender.
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
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