I just walked through a room full of deaf people and farted i love deaf people
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
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I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
Recently successful and happy relationships are at an all time high now that you are no longer fucking so many peoples girlfriends. You alone have changed the mating patterns in the lower half of our county.
You need to stop relating my life to your schoolwork. But tell my girlfriend that she'd be proud.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
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One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
Pretty sure one of my drivers stopped to get laid while he was delivering a pizza. Is it appropriate to give him a write-up AND a high-five?
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
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