it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
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kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
She's trying to feed the TV fried rice and screaming "FRIED RICE AND TEARS". Please bring me more booze.
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he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
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