I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
If I die tonight, wear a V neck to my funeral.
he smells like the inside of heather mills' fake leg
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My parents just checked my browsing history and now think I'm addicted to porn and am a necrophiliac. 1: I know it was you. 2: You're so dumped, that shit is sick.
I took a bird feeder and filled it with alka-seltzer. Can you say fireworks?
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
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I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
I didn't notice because vodka
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
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