How does everyone that never saw me naked know I'm built like a smurf?
Every time my boyfriend threatens to commit suicide I change my relationship status as "widowed".
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
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Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
I never thought that at some point in my life I would end up in the back of a cop car dressed as Pumba #HakunaMatata
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So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
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Good Morning! You are sterile right?
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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