I unwillingly was the ball between four hungry hippos last night. I thought the one chick was actually going to eat me
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
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I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
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Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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