So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
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There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
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She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
Okay we're getting vodka and coming
Okay. Joe has my machete attached to his belt
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
Why does my car smell like burnt toast?
I take it you don't remember trying to make grilled cheese with your cigarette lighter...
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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