Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
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It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
they call him Oral-B. enough said
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
It's an open bar. I'm gonna be gone when you get here.
Text me the address now before you're too drunk to text English.
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He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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